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[ex_untrue361]

'SUP SHITPOST HELL

IT IS TIME. FOR TURKEY.
And I don't mean the dinner variety.
Or anything involving basters for that matter.

HOO'KAY.

SO. HERE IS THE DEAL.

FIRST STEP.
✔ You see this little punk right here? THEY ARE NOW YOUR BEST FRIEND.
(In other words, this is your template. Print it out!! Or go digital.)

SECOND STEP.
✔ DECIDE ON YOUR SHIT.
(Pick a character you are currently playing at a game or PSL or whatever from any canon/medium that you would like to transform your turkey into! Only one please! You can find an example of this nonsense here!)

THIRD STEP.
✔ DECORATE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.
(You can use anything, but you must use this template! It's like an old school coloring contest at ye old grocery store!)

FOURTH STEP.
✔ SUBMIT YOUR SHIT.
(Drop an anonymous comment at this post with your submission!)

FIFTH STEP.
✔ SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND WAIT.
(All entries will be accepted until Saturday, November 25th at 11:59pm EST. On Sunday, November 26th, depending on the number of entries, I will select up to one (five entries), two (ten entries), or three (fifteen+ entries) as the contest winners! Those people will be gifted 1) one year's paid time, 2) six months paid, and 3) three months paid to one of their chosen RP journals!
**To clarify, that's 1st, 2nd, and 3rd! I wish I could spend more, but I'd be broke otherwise! ;;)

SIXTH STEP.
✔ HAVE A BLAST.
(Seriously, this is shitpost central. I am looking forward to this amazing nonsense!!)